current living.

current issues:
-i'm loving my senior class so much after the trip.
-i cannot waiiiiiittttt for school to get out.

mal showed me an "ad" she made the other day for her perfect man.
and, because being a teenager, and being easily influenced by my friends, i decided i'd make one too.
we were inspired after reading matthew grey gubler's definition of his perfect woman.
(secretly i think he's my perfect man.)

so here's mine:

wanted: a taller than me, preferably scruffy faced male
not too scrawny, not too burly
with an appreciation for music that doesn't have to coincide with mine, but is still in good taste

that has a love of adventure and is always up for trying out new food
who won't mind driving to go to a new restaurant
but can also enjoy mindless afternoons spent on park swing sets
and will encourage me to try new things and to do the things i'm good at

who can deal with my ever-changing head of hair,
never-ending love of teacup collecting,
and my thoughts that the smell of an antique store possesses a certain romantic quality about it,
no matter how musty.

someone that will let me watch countless hours of netflix in bed without complaining about popcorn crumbs or that five episodes of 90210 is enough for one night.
who will deal with that half hour where i think everything is funny, which occurs right before i get grumpy and fall asleep.
and won't care when i want to wear heels on a tuesday, just because.

whose wardrobe will combine the best of chuck bass and samuel larson,
with more skinny pants, and maybe a few more tattoos or piercings.
and who will let me redecorate my house as many times as i want

musical ability is a plus, but not a must
a drummer is an added bonus
sports such as surfing climbing or skateboarding are also welcome

any obligation to driving to get icecream past midnight just because is most likely not a candidate for the job.
any obligation to the name rhylan or dakota, also need not apply for the job.
must also be able to deal with crafting impulses, such as sewing afternoons, or taking scissors to random articles of clothing without warning.

this was his:

must love decorating for holidays
mischief
kissing in cars
and wind chimes

no specific height
weight
hair color
or political affiliation required
but would prefer a warm spirited non racist

cynics
critics
pessimists
and “stick in the muds” need not apply

voluptuous figures a plus

any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white
or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed

i am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians
but dont want to rule them out entirely

must be tolerant of whistling
tickle torture
james taylor
and sleeping late

i have a slight limp
eerily soft hands
and a preternatural love of autumn

i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment
when it was intended as an insult

i wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of
all time

all i want is
butterfly kisses in the morning
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart
and to make you smile until it hurts

Source:http://kerri-and-eva.tumblr.com/post/2650802635/girlfriend-wanted-by-matthew-grey-gubler

with love, and and an unhealthy love for mr. gubler

-lys.